The much anticipated Ted Slot Machine from Aristocrat Gaming is everything you would expect! Irreverent humor and inappropriate behavior are coming to casino floors when the Ted Slot Machine rolls out! And YES… Thunder Song included! From Casino City Times: The Ted Slot Machine is based on the movie tale of a somewhat uncouth teddy bear come to life. On the slot machine Ted throws beer bottles, stands up to thrust against the edge of the reels – all in keeping with the humor and adult spirit of the movie. “Ted has been a real fan favorite,” Aristocrat said.